diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(Reblogged from wilwheaton)
fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"What’s a nice — "
"SEEN THOSE WARRIORS FROM HAMMERFELL?  THEY’VE GOT CURVED SWORDS.  CURVED.  SWORDS."

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"What’s a nice — "

"SEEN THOSE WARRIORS FROM HAMMERFELL?  THEY’VE GOT CURVED SWORDS.  CURVED.  SWORDS."

(Source: spookysage)

(Reblogged from gnine2)

queenqueso:

About a year ago, my roommates and I were alerted to a cat that had been hiding outside for nearly two weeks in the exact same spot. When I picked him up, he was literally nothing but flesh and bones (hence the name), so weak he couldn’t stand up on his own.

Fast forward one year, and we have a healthy, now ironically chubby little dude named Bones who is in need of a home. While our landlord is fairly tolerable of us having more animals than we are technically allowed, they have decided not to renew our apt lease, leaving us to be at the whim of them randomly raising our rent if they choose or to find a new place which will undoubtedly not be as tolerant, and we already had 4 other animals before we took him in. We’ve contacted all possible no-kill shelters, but our city has a chronic stray cat problem, so they are pretty much full all year round. Our only choices are to either find him a new forever home or to take him to the pound when we move out.

We also suspect he was abused badly and possibly dumped by his former own; while not violent or aggressive, he’s fairly shy and nervous around loud noises or quick movement. But once he’s gotten used to people, he loves to cuddle up on the bed or nuzzle you for petting. He’s one of the loudest purring cats I’ve honestly ever heard! So we really want to find him a quiet, loving home that will be less stressful than our small place with our own animals, who kinda freak him out with their playfulness.

If you are in the Columbus, Ohio area and want a FREE cat or know someone who does, PLEASE send me (queenqueso), or my roommates (stealyourshiny or reanimatrix) a message. We’re willing to work with people who are out of town or even out of state!

He IS fixed, has NO diseases or conditions, and has been a good cat while hanging out with us.

Signal boost

(Reblogged from vengerturtle-moved)

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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  • If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
(Reblogged from mydrunkkitchen)

nprfreshair:

Kansas City Library doesn’t really look like an library at all… modern architecture parlante?

photo via LostatEminor

This is the library garage. The library itself looks like a bank, because it used to be one. Its a lovely bank!

(Reblogged from wilwheaton)

charlielucky:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

typette:

yamino:

Holy crap did you know porcupines sounded this cute? I didn’t! 

ROFLMAO

ITS LIKE YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY HOW THEY’D SOUND IF THEY SPOKE OUR LANGUAGE

AAAAAAAAHAHA I’M DYING LAUGHING

porcupines sound like someone speaking through a kazoo and I tihnk that’s fantastic

how is this actually an animal that exists

<3___<3

(Reblogged from talitha78)
(Reblogged from gorgeousnerd)
America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash—and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed.

nathaniel hawthorne whining and pissing himself in eighteen fifty five over the fact that women were writing better and more popular stories than his shit shit shit trash shit piece of shit awful didactic shit novels (via sashayed)

this again bc //selfie culture// in 1855

(via bananaleaves)

That narrative was already old in 1855, actually — in Britain people were shitting all over literature that was coded as female and foreign (like the Gothic) in the 1790s. In fact pretty sure most academics of most historically-defined literary periods in the West could observe this trend.

(via tithenai)

I knew there was a reason I didn’t care for Hawthorne.

(Source: quoms)

(Reblogged from jinxedwood)

pleoros:

Michał Karcz

Anyone else hear Austin Wintory’s music playing over these?  

(Reblogged from alpha-andromedae)

annlarimer:

whatsacanada:

kansas city is in missouri and not kansas and that’s why i have trust issues

No, it’s in both.

Kansas City vs Kansas City

Shhhh, we never mention KCK…

(Reblogged from annlarimer)