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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>like graffiti left by fireflies</description><title>Phosphorescence</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @snarkydame)</generator><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>City cranes at sunset</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86bde759036896f3b0f49e2a85864390/tumblr_mn6f6wybZX1rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b84e295c2838e98f2615b8a4fc378f98/tumblr_mn6f6wybZX1rr8ncho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;City cranes at sunset&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/51035582205</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/51035582205</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:37:43 -0400</pubDate><category>instagram</category><category>kansas city</category><category>project flight</category><category>origami</category></item><item><title>tennyboo:

iamhighlyillogical:

tennyboo:

221bumblebbakerstreet:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/820add7762f997cb3cbe5fb8666b5a0f/tumblr_mn3vdxTwvz1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tennyboo.tumblr.com/post/50963948335/iamhighlyillogical-tennyboo" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tennyboo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamhighlyillogical.tumblr.com/post/50963580970/tennyboo-221bumblebbakerstreet" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iamhighlyillogical&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tennyboo.tumblr.com/post/50962178961/221bumblebbakerstreet-droppingtheuphemism"&gt;tennyboo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221bumblebbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/50959989707/droppingtheuphemism-2nd-most-profane-and-3rd"&gt;221bumblebbakerstreet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://droppingtheuphemism.tumblr.com/post/50920839934/2nd-most-profane-and-3rd-most-courteous-in"&gt;droppingtheuphemism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wisconsin is the least courteous.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well. I’m sure am proud of my state.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;DUDE WHEN I WENT TO OKLAHOMA I TOLD MY SISTER THAT I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE WERE LESS NICE THAN THEY WERE IN NEW YORK AND I WAS (ACCORDING TO THIS CHART WHICH IS OF COURSE FALLIBLE) CORRECT&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;while I am of course thrilled that Missouri is a high swearing state and unsurprised that we are a moderately courteous state&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CAN I JUST POINT OUT IOWA REAL QUICK?? UNLIKELY TO SWEAR AND NOT COURTEOUS. EVERYTHING I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT IOWA OKAY.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;


&lt;br/&gt;THEY CAN BE COLD AS A FALLING THERMOMETER IN DECEMBER IF YOU ASK ABOUT THE WEATHER IN JULY! AND THEY’RE SO BY! GOD! STUBBORN! THEY CAN STAND TOUCHIN NOSES FOR A WEEK AT A TIME AND NEVER SEE EYE TO EEEEEEYE~! 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;BUT THEY’LL GIVE YOU THEIR SHIRT AND A BACK TO GO WITH IIIIIIIIT
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;IF YOUR CROP SHOULD! HAPPEN TO! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You fucking know it, MO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/51031065479</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/51031065479</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:41:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dduane:

jtotheizzoe:

Wringing out a Washcloth on the ISS
Space...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/o8TssbmY-GM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dduane.tumblr.com/post/48348025252/jtotheizzoe-wringing-out-a-washcloth-on-the"&gt;dduane&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/48284601167/wringing-a-washcloth-in-space"&gt;jtotheizzoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wringing out a Washcloth on the ISS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Space Canadian Chris Hadfield continues his quest for interplanetary internet dominance with this incredible experiment submitted by two Nova Scotia high school students: Kendra Lemke and Meredith Faulkner&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They wanted to know what would happen if you wrung out a washcloth on the ISS? I won’t spoil the ending for you, but suffice to say it’s about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love how he doesn’t even have to hold the mic. Great job, Kendra and Meredith! &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;For science!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just too damn neat… :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Science is awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/48359822565</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/48359822565</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:27:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Project Flight</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/adb8857a62d0180fda58c3a84f9a2a13/tumblr_mlfp1yfsXV1rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9361f10512cacada502126048e071b/tumblr_mlfp1yfsXV1rr8ncho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3cc38fedc87b879cd63db4cad16119b/tumblr_mlfp1yfsXV1rr8ncho3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8843b02917af1671076ccdc8dfde192b/tumblr_mlfp1yfsXV1rr8ncho4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Project Flight&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/48258543707</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/48258543707</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:41:57 -0400</pubDate><category>origami</category><category>cat toys</category><category>window treatments</category></item><item><title>;__;</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/698ce94720ffc66c52b3f9ae40876b5d/tumblr_mj7ki2umZx1ro18zdo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;;__;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46597155747</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46597155747</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:32:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

likeafieldmouse:

Heike Mutter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/582c5445ccb36c0d3c19dfc4bd7b9205/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b82b537e9859f123c9cdc24f6e2f67d/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32e5b766e0bceafb194f06399890f72f/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99f31eca753a2bbc76a880aad95cbcc5/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ad1e18c731edb13c0f759fe29971fa9/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10e716919bd83edcfdd0026795659e82/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5207f5f15c5f28a642a6d512d9eb798/tumblr_mk6sdujvCR1qe31lco6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ive-been-triggered-by-kankri.tumblr.com/post/46228174791"&gt;ive-been-triggered-by-kankri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likeafieldmouse.com/post/46200292819/heike-mutter-ulrich-genth-tiger-turtle"&gt;likeafieldmouse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.phaenomedia.org/"&gt;Heike Mutter &amp; Ulrich Genth&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tiger &amp; Turtle&lt;/em&gt; (2011) - A walk-along “roller coaster”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE LOOP-DE-LOOP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DO YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DO YOUR BEST OR WHAT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE BEST THING&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46574067388</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46574067388</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:54:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New tattoo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7757a440e5aacfa4a2b1cdcf2fe9943a/tumblr_mkeqtqhfwQ1rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New tattoo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46573761766</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46573761766</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:49:02 -0400</pubDate><category>tattoo</category><category>hylian crest</category><category>legend of zelda</category><category>bolero of fire</category></item><item><title>Zoro watches snow like its his job</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/snarkydame/46132099612/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_46132099612" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="706" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zoro watches snow like its his job&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46132099612</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46132099612</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:53:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Fluffy pirate</category><category>you weren't ready for your close up</category><category>cat</category></item><item><title>A wet, umbrella sort of snow</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e130898b3ec8e32a46502d45f9ee92a/tumblr_mk4vpaBYaw1rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf5f70f2ffd3b82ab28f9f1b328abe1a/tumblr_mk4vpaBYaw1rr8ncho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0698e0eedbda9d4f755a4e59df02a68/tumblr_mk4vpaBYaw1rr8ncho3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A wet, umbrella sort of snow&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46105494576</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/46105494576</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:58:21 -0400</pubDate><category>spring snow</category><category>kansas city</category><category>iphone photos</category></item><item><title>Night lights</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7da81b544b948e2730c7f697b2a946cf/tumblr_mjsf6f8V3s1rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Night lights&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/45559420967</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/45559420967</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:30:15 -0400</pubDate><category>kansas city</category><category>iphone photos</category><category>filter drama</category></item><item><title>Silent spring</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82cd406f31a3294bc647f2aa65ae80e1/tumblr_miw9mr6zI11rr8ncho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Silent spring&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/44156452811</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/44156452811</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:47:15 -0500</pubDate><category>Kansas City</category><category>iphone photos</category><category>snowday</category><category>filterdrama</category></item><item><title>Common Writing Mistakes</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.biographile.com/good-prose-month-advice-from-a-vp-executive-managing-editor-and-copy-chief-from-a-to-x/11921/"&gt;Common Writing Mistakes&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amandaonwriting.tumblr.com/post/40713910323"&gt;amandaonwriting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Benjamin Dreyer is the VP Executive Managing Editor &amp; Copy Chief of Random House Publishing Group. Below is his list of the common stumbling blocks for authors, from A to X.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One buys &lt;strong&gt;antiques&lt;/strong&gt; in an &lt;strong&gt;antiques store&lt;/strong&gt; from an&lt;strong&gt; antiques&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;dealer&lt;/strong&gt;; an &lt;strong&gt;antique&lt;/strong&gt; store is a very old store.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;He stayed &lt;strong&gt;awhile&lt;/strong&gt;; he stayed &lt;strong&gt;for a while&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Besides&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; is other than; &lt;strong&gt;beside&lt;/strong&gt; is next to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The singular of &lt;strong&gt;biceps&lt;/strong&gt; is biceps; the singular of&lt;strong&gt; triceps&lt;/strong&gt; is triceps. There’s no such thing as a bicep; there’s no such thing as a tricep.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;blond&lt;/strong&gt; man, a &lt;strong&gt;blond&lt;/strong&gt; woman; he’s a &lt;strong&gt;blond&lt;/strong&gt;, she’s a &lt;strong&gt;blonde&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;capital&lt;/strong&gt; is a city (or a letter, or part of a column); a &lt;strong&gt;capitol&lt;/strong&gt; is a building.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Something &lt;strong&gt;centres on&lt;/strong&gt; something else, not around it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;If you’re talking about a thrilling plot point, the word is &lt;strong&gt;climactic&lt;/strong&gt;; if you’re discussing the weather, the word is &lt;strong&gt;climatic&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;cornet&lt;/strong&gt; is an instrument; a &lt;strong&gt;coronet&lt;/strong&gt; is a crown.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One &lt;strong&gt;emigrates&lt;/strong&gt; from a place; one &lt;strong&gt;immigrates&lt;/strong&gt; to a place.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The word is &lt;strong&gt;enmity&lt;/strong&gt;, not emnity.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One goes to work &lt;strong&gt;every day&lt;/strong&gt;, or nearly, but eating lunch is an &lt;strong&gt;everyday&lt;/strong&gt; occurrence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;flair&lt;/strong&gt; is a talent; a &lt;strong&gt;flare&lt;/strong&gt; is an emergency signal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;flier&lt;/strong&gt; is someone who flies planes; a &lt;strong&gt;flyer&lt;/strong&gt; is a piece of paper.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Flower bed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;, not flowerbed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Free rein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;, not free reign.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;To &lt;strong&gt;garner&lt;/strong&gt; is to accumulate, as a waiter garners tips; to &lt;strong&gt;garnish&lt;/strong&gt; (in the non-parsley meaning) is to take away, as the government garnishes one’s wages; a &lt;strong&gt;garnishee&lt;/strong&gt; is a person served with a garnishment; &lt;strong&gt;to garnishee&lt;/strong&gt; is also to serve with a garnishment (that is, it’s a synonym for “to garnish”).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;gel&lt;/strong&gt; is a jelly; it’s also a transparent sheet used in stage lighting. When Jell-O sets, or when one’s master plan takes final form, it either &lt;strong&gt;jells&lt;/strong&gt; or &lt;strong&gt;gels&lt;/strong&gt; (though I think the former is preferable).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Bears are &lt;strong&gt;grizzly&lt;/strong&gt;; crimes are &lt;strong&gt;grisly&lt;/strong&gt;. Cheap meat, of course, is &lt;strong&gt;gristly&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Coats go on &lt;strong&gt;hangers&lt;/strong&gt;; planes go in &lt;strong&gt;hangars&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One’s sweetheart is “&lt;strong&gt;hon&lt;/strong&gt;,” not “hun,” unless one’s sweetheart is Attila (not, by the way, Atilla) or perhaps &lt;strong&gt;Winnie-the-Pooh&lt;/strong&gt; (note hyphens).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One &lt;strong&gt;insures&lt;/strong&gt; cars; one &lt;strong&gt;ensures&lt;/strong&gt; success; one &lt;strong&gt;assures&lt;/strong&gt; people.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Lawn mower&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;, not lawnmower.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The past tense of lead is &lt;strong&gt;led&lt;/strong&gt;, not lead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One &lt;strong&gt;loathes&lt;/strong&gt; someone else but is &lt;strong&gt;loath&lt;/strong&gt; to admit one’s distaste.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;If you’re &lt;strong&gt;leeching&lt;/strong&gt;, you’re either bleeding a patient with a leech or otherwise sucking someone’s or something’s lifeblood. If you’re &lt;strong&gt;leaching&lt;/strong&gt;, you’re removing one substance from another by means of a percolating liquid (I have virtually no idea what that means; I trust that you do).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;You wear a &lt;strong&gt;mantle&lt;/strong&gt;; your fireplace has a &lt;strong&gt;mantel&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Masseurs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; are men; &lt;strong&gt;masseuses&lt;/strong&gt; are women. Many otherwise extremely well educated people don’t seem to know this; I have no idea why. (These days they’re all called massage therapists anyway.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The short version of &lt;strong&gt;microphone&lt;/strong&gt; is still, so far as RH is concerned, &lt;strong&gt;mike&lt;/strong&gt;. Not, ick, “mic.” [2009 update: I seem to be losing this battle. Badly. 2010 update: I’ve lost. Follow the author’s lead.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;There’s no such word as &lt;strong&gt;moreso&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mucus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; is a noun; &lt;strong&gt;mucous&lt;/strong&gt; is an adjective.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Nerve-racking&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;, not -wracking; &lt;strong&gt;racked with guilt&lt;/strong&gt;, not wracked with guilt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;One buys a newspaper at a &lt;strong&gt;newsstand&lt;/strong&gt;, not a newstand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;An &lt;strong&gt;ordinance&lt;/strong&gt; is a law; &lt;strong&gt;ordnance&lt;/strong&gt; is ammo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Palette&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; has to do with colour; &lt;strong&gt;palate&lt;/strong&gt; has to do with taste; a &lt;strong&gt;pallet&lt;/strong&gt; is, among other things, something you sleep on. &lt;strong&gt;Eugene Pallette&lt;/strong&gt; was a character actor; he’s particularly good in the 1943 film &lt;em&gt;Heaven Can Wait&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Noun wise, a &lt;strong&gt;premier&lt;/strong&gt; is a diplomat; a &lt;strong&gt;premiere&lt;/strong&gt; is something one attends. “Premier” is also, of course, an adjective denoting quality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;That which the English call &lt;strong&gt;paraffin&lt;/strong&gt; (as in “paraffin stove”), we Americans call&lt;strong&gt; kerosene&lt;/strong&gt;. Copy editors should keep an eye open for this in mss. by British authors and query it. The term paraffin should generally be reserved for the waxy, oily stuff we associate with candles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Prophecy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; is a noun; &lt;strong&gt;prophesy&lt;/strong&gt; is a verb.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Per Web 11, it’s &lt;strong&gt;restroom&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The &lt;strong&gt;Sibyl&lt;/strong&gt; is a seeress; &lt;strong&gt;Sybil&lt;/strong&gt; is Basil Fawlty’s wife.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Please don’t mix &lt;strong&gt;somewhat&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;something&lt;/strong&gt; into one murky modifier. A thing is somewhat rare, or it’s something of a rarity.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;tick&lt;/strong&gt; bites; a &lt;strong&gt;tic&lt;/strong&gt; is a twitch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Tortuous&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; is twisty, circuitous, or tricky; &lt;strong&gt;torturous&lt;/strong&gt; is painful, or painfully slow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Troops&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; are military; &lt;strong&gt;troupes&lt;/strong&gt; are theatrical.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A &lt;strong&gt;vice&lt;/strong&gt; is depraved; a &lt;strong&gt;vise&lt;/strong&gt; squeezes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Vocal cords&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;; strikes a &lt;strong&gt;chord&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;A smart aleck is a &lt;strong&gt;wise guy&lt;/strong&gt;; a mobster is a &lt;strong&gt;wiseguy&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;X ray&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; is a noun; &lt;strong&gt;X-ray&lt;/strong&gt; is a verb or adjective.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Useful!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/44036904232</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/44036904232</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:33:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>soulbind:

 

Ivanova is god.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ff8a1fc05e53f1024a4722a83279c5a/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fa6a9b6be16b9a8f94dd989dcd2024f/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a6f7d7d10e9f41eb3bb8c2b04d15566/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/353a1130ffbdd0a5bd67a386c0be9bab/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/588b359e4466ef3916e59c5393f49fc4/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2d43bd93d5fe0b7856161860481898e/tumblr_mh26panQQC1qm18xqo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soulbind.tumblr.com/post/42446606885"&gt;soulbind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stele3.tumblr.com/post/41977516476/ivanovaaaaaaa-she-was-my-role-model-even-before-i"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ivanova is god.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/42475869752</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/42475869752</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:46:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dce12b576197ae1725b272c0ba32af0/tumblr_mgya9b0sqf1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/41681713886</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/41681713886</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 00:41:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the-vashta-nerada:

I made a cover of the Misty Mountains from...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_41303044967" src="http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/41303044967/audio_player_iframe/snarkydame/tumblr_mh1yjdRmw21qh4y4v?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsnarkydame%2F41303044967%2Ftumblr_mh1yjdRmw21qh4y4v" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/41234787329"&gt;the-vashta-nerada&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I made a cover of the Misty Mountains from The Hobbit but I replaced all the vocals with kazoos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bees!  Bees on a quest!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/41303044967</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/41303044967</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:36:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ohai-ohia:

nianeyna:




Parrot caught singing let the bodies...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/snarkydame/39277271679/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_39277271679" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohai-ohia.tumblr.com/post/39250782663/nianeyna-parrot-caught-singing-let-the"&gt;ohai-ohia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nianeyna.tumblr.com/post/39201500783"&gt;nianeyna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I listened to this I started slowly sinking down in my chair, helpless with laughter, until I finally fell completely out of the chair and it rolled away except then I had to follow it because my headphone cord was caught in the arm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My dog was somewhat concerned by this sequence of events.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hard Core Parrot&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/39277271679</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/39277271679</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:17:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>DA NA DA NA DA NA: "Our Hearts Our Broken Today"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://vengerturtle.tumblr.com/post/37930165290/our-hearts-our-broken-today"&gt;DA NA DA NA DA NA: "Our Hearts Our Broken Today"&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruckawriter.tumblr.com/post/37927327450/our-hearts-our-broken-today"&gt;ruckawriter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what’s in my head. If you don’t want to know, don’t read it. You have been warned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am facing tragedy for the second time this week. Facing tragedy as a human and as an American.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I nearly lost a colleague, a man whose work I admire, at the Clackamas Town Center…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37938413666</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37938413666</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:26:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;3___&lt;3</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2con8j7G1rnyzaao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;3___&lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37246957957</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37246957957</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 01:17:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>for-the-flail:

flamingpyre:

awesomephilia:

^ Instant...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/snarkydame/37214809613/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_37214809613" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://for-the-flail.tumblr.com/post/37198602599/flamingpyre-awesomephilia-instant"&gt;for-the-flail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flamingpyre.tumblr.com/post/37125895669/awesomephilia-instant-happiness-button"&gt;flamingpyre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/37124243392/instant-happiness-button"&gt;awesomephilia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^ Instant happiness button.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here Lies flamingpyre&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;who died from too much cuteness&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MEEEEEOW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god, this is the cutest horror movie ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37214809613</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/37214809613</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:43:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>rudesby:

Blondie - Heart of Glass  Philip Glass - Violin...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F23872279&amp;liking=false&amp;sharing=false&amp;origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rudesby.tumblr.com/post/36474575117/blondie-heart-of-glass-philip-glass-violin"&gt;rudesby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blondie - Heart of Glass &lt;br/&gt; Philip Glass - Violin Concerto II&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;OH. MY. FUCK. I’ve listened to this on repeat for half an hour and I have no intention of stopping.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is the loveliest thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/36562574243</link><guid>http://snarkydame.tumblr.com/post/36562574243</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2012 21:26:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
